This Show is Not Yet Dead To Me

Well last night's L Word was... interesting. It wasn't as horrible as the past couple of episode have been. It could have been a lot better though.

Anyway, on with the highlights

Angus's adam's apple erection

Angus's reaction to learning of Kit's menopause.

Dana and Lara still being all hot and stuff together.

Alice's rant about George Bush's wang.

The producer of whatever the radio station's reaction to Alice's rant.

Dana's reaction to Alice's rant.

The ending of that thing that Helena had for Alice
Eh, atleast this was another Helena light episode.

The Choice of a Lifetime... or atleast a season.

I have decided that for the rest of this season of Project Runway, I will be completely loyal to Chloe unless, ya know she gets the boot then I'm all for Nick (only because Rachael is his model and she's fricken awesome).

Go to Blogging Project Runway to get your candy heart.

Seperated At Birth?

I have come to the conclusion that Santino Rice and Artis the Spoon Man are twins seperated at birth. The resemblance is uncanny.

Same with Cassandra from America's Next Top Model and Susan from The Bachelor.

Sorry for this really lame and short post but I'm still recovering from post-midterm depression so if anyone actually reads this I'm sorry for sparceness of the posts.

Alice Needs A Hug

Like I promised, here is my L Word post:

First and formost, I must say that I LOVE Angus. He is the coolest dude on the show ever. He's much cooler than Tim and most definatly Mark. I want to have his babies!
Also on the Holly love train is Alice. I can't get enough her. She is so fricken funny as a crazy person.
Shane is as hot as ever.
I'm not a big fan of this new bitchy Carmen. What the fuck was up with her 'tude this episode?
Just becaue Moira gave her cow balls doesn't mean she has to hate her.
It's not like Carmen even ate them. (I could make a really dirty joke about Moira right now but I won't)
I'm also glad to say that this episode was light on the Helena. Thank god. I can't stand that woman.

That's it for the highlights. It's not a lot but I have a midterm in less than an hour and I really should be studying.

Los Siento

I'm sorry for the lack of posting lately but the weather where I live has been close to apocalyptic so my internet has been kafloofy for the past couple of days (Causing me to miss Project Runway!). Plus I have midterms and if I fail those, there will most definatly be no posts for a very long time. Anway, I will for shizzle update for the L Word recap next week and I will probably have something else to write about by that time anyway.

The Tease Shall Continue

So, today I was watching over the preview for next week's episode of South Of Nowhere and according to the preview, Ashley and Spencer are sitting on Spencer's bed when the earthquake starts. This can only lead to the conclusion that Ashley and Spencer were about to confess their love for each other or kiss right before that convient diversion.

WILL THE TEASE EVER END?

Shane in Tight Dresses

I decided for the remainder of this season of The L Word, I am going to be posting episode highlights (basically my favorite parts of the the episode) Expect them on Mondays or Tuesdays each week unless my computer implodes.

So on to the highlights:

Shane in a dress

Shane in a dress with sneakers

Shane in a dress with man panties

Shane in a dress with long flowing hair

Shane in a dress dancing with a man

Alan Cumming in drag

House cleaner is code word for hooker

Moira peeing standing up


A few things from the premiere have become less annoying. They include:

Moira's voice. It raped my ears in the premiere but now it's tolerable:

Alice's craziness is becoming endearing and humorous:


Stuff that is still annoying from the premiere:

Tina and her heterosexual tendencies

The almost couple of Alice and Helena


Anyway, If anyone saw the Canadian short film Interviews with My Next Girlfriend, this woman was in it:


Man, I seriously love Shane in a dress. If only that gag could run all season.

Mosh All Over Me

Recently I read the book Mosh Pit by Kristyn Dunnion and I could not help but notice several similarities it had to the movie All Over Me. I understand that the autor could have used the movie as her muse but to me, it felt like a rip off, almost.

I wrote a summery of the book and I put the comparisons to the movie in brackets.

The book is about a punk teenage lesbian named Simone who lives in a bad part of a Canadian city [The movied is about a riot grrrl teenage lesbian who lives in a bad part of New York City] who is in love with her straight best friend, Cherry [The same goes with the movie]. The two are extremely close until Cherry starts dating a drug dealer and gets heavily involved in drugs [The best friend starts dating a guy in a gang who is involved in drugs]. Realizing she has no chance with Cherry, Simone sets her sights on Carol, a girl she met at a concert [The main character meets her next love interest at a concert]. Cherry falls deeper into drugs and starts committing robberies to pay for her addiction. Simone cut offs all ties with her [The main character stop hanging out with her best friend]. In the end, Cherry and her boyfriend are arrested and sent to jail and Simone and Carol ride happily into the sunset [The boyfriend is arrested and the main character and her girlfriend seem very happy in the end].

Yeah, that was a lot of similarities. Maybe it was shear coinecidence or maybe All Over Me was used as an inspiration. I may never know. If you're in the mood for a dramatic, not so original lesbian punk rock novel, you may enjoy Mosh Pit.

I have to say though the livejournal entries used in the book were extremely hilarious and so true to what someone would write in there.

The Biggest Tease Ever

I don't think many people over the age of 13 like to admit they watch the channel Noggin but I'm willing to for the sake of this blog. South of Nowhere the dramatic new series about discovery, blah, blah, LESBIANS has been airing since November and even though the show centers around the lesbian story around, there has not been a bit of the promised girl-on-girl action.

I understand that the writers want the show to feel real and show the true experiences of a girl questioning her sexuality but come on. They are fucking teenagers, they're gonna bang sooner or later.

I really feel as though the writers of the show are completly copping out with not having Ashley and Spencer hook up. They already established that they are attracted to one another and flirt with each other constantly. They even almost kissed which was conviently interrupted by resident horny boy, Aiden. If I was still questioning my sexuality and I had a friend like Ashley, trust me, I would be spending most of my time with her making out.

So, as anyone who reads my blog knows, I love listing things so here is a list of why South Of Nowhere is the tease from hell.

1. Ashley: I love... these brownies.
Spencer: *smiles*

2. Look at the picture above.

3. The promo pictures:


4. Every single second Spencer and Ashley are on screen together

Okay, I'm done ranting. It's only because my favorite Ben Folds song came on and it but me in a better mood from that half hour of teaseness.

The End of Diana

The saddest thing happened last night. Diana was kicked off Project Runway. Because of this horrible news, I am dedicating this post to the designs she created during her time on the show.

Her first design was fricken awesome even though the magnets didn't work. It was more original than some other designs and neato to boot.


Okay, seriously, who could not love that outfit. The little hat makes me giggle with joy. It's awesome and the pattern is so cool.


First off, that fabric is extremely cool. If her design won, I would have bought several of those barbie dolls.


I'd buy that lingerie and I'm a lesbian.


Nicky Hilton has shitty tastes. If I was her, I would have so chosen Diana's design over any of the others.

GOD DAMMIT!! IT WASN'T THAT BAD!!!!!!


I knew that Diana wasn't going to win but it wasn't her time to go yet. It may have been Marla's but they shouldn't have done a double elimination. That's just evil. AtleastI still have Chloe.

Arthur the Schlub

I recently started watched Degrassi Junior High and I have seen eight episode of the first season. Out of those eight episodes, six of them have had storylines about Arthur. Although most of them are the b-plots, it's still extremely frustrating to the schlub of Degrassi to get more screen time then, let's say Snake for example.

Just look at his schlubbiness. It's unbearable.

He doesn't even grow out of the schlubbiness. He's still a schlub in high school but there's no excuse anymore.

Now Spike on the other hand, is pretty damn awesome

Even if she does become pregnant at 13 with Emma

I'm not the only one who thinks so. Skankin' Pickle seems to agree.

Well, In conclusion Arthur is a schlubb and Spike is awesome for a teenage mommy.