I'm a lesbian. Of course I watch The L Word.

So The L Word premiered on Sunday night and as a lesbian it is mandatory for me to watch it. Even though it's great for lesbians, blah blah blah, I still have some nit picking to do. The premiere left me feeling both happy and sad for several reasons.

First, The Good:

1. Lara and Dana are back together!
They are my favorite couple from the show and I am in love with Laura Lee Smith who plays Lara. So... Yay!

2. Shane and Carmen are still together.
With Shane's track record, I would assume that she and Carmen would have ended in less than 6 months.

3. The vagina euphemism.
I think a total of 83 were made. My favorites were punani and peeper (no, not him). A full list is available here.

4. Shane wearing a dress.
Come on. It's Shane. In a dress.

Now for the bad:

1. Crazy Alice
So not cool. She used to be witty and cool. Now she's psycho and stalking Dana.

2. Cancerous Dana
The writers CANNOT kill off Dana. She the best main character and if she's gone, the whole show will be off whack.

3. Bette.
I really just don't like Bette. She's a bossy biatch.

4. Moira's voice.
Gah! It's so annoying. It's like a dying cat except a dying cat is actually going to shut up.

5. The possibility of Helena and Alice hooking up.
Just no. That is so so wrong. Alice and Lise the lesbian man were a better couple than that.. Hell even Alice and Gabby were more stable.

6. Tina and that straight man.
God dammit! It took a whole season for Bette and Tina to get back together and now they're gonna break up all over again.

Okay, so the bad out number the good but I'm still going to watch this season especially if there is more Shane in a dress action.