Santino Sucks

Santino Rice of the reality show Project Runway is probably one of my least favorite contestants on this season. His first few designs may have been extremely good and well executed but after his lingerie collection bombed and he threw a hissy fit during the judging, I have come to hate him.

I have come to several conclusion with to what his lingerie collection looked like:

1. An extra from the musical Cats

2. Hamburger meat:


3. A wedding cake:


In conclusion, Santino is a whiny bitch with a dinner theater fetish.