The Many Ramblings of Holly

I Hate Being a Teenager

2007-08-27T12:54:00.000-04:00

I have never had much hope for my generation. All forms of mainstream entertainment have been deteriorating and so has the public's taste. This is especially true for teenagers and I have finally stopped pretending that everyone my age is into Jim Jarmusch and twee pop. What brought about this revelation?

The Teen Choice Awards.

Out of curiosity I decided to check out who won (actually I wanted to see if South of Nowhere won) and I was horrified by almost every single "choice" that teenagers, my peers, made. Here is a list of the winners that have given me no hope for the future:

1. Choice Movie: Action Adventure: Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End.
I must admit I haven't seen it. The first one was more than enough of a waste but according to my brother who majors in film, it was a total crapfest. The critics seem to agree. I guess Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom were a large part of why it why.

2. Choice TV: Movie: High School Musical 2.
First off, had this even premiered by the time the "voting" had ended? Second, I don't understand how this could be popular to anyone over the age of 12. The acting is weak, the plot is weak, and the entire film is weak. I don't understand the appeal of the High School Musical franchise (and I love musicals) or how it was able to garner 17 million viewers when it premiered on a Friday night! I guess it is just one of life's mysteries.

3. Choice TV Actress: Comedy: Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana)
Hannah Montana?! The freaking Disney Channel Original Series?! I thought this was the TEEN choice awards, but obviously it much more targeted towards the tweens. I really cannot believe anything produced for the Disney Channel could be recognized for acting. I guess overacting is in now a days. That would explain a lot.

I could make a lot of comments about the music choices but none of the nominees were any good to be begin with so it would just be beating a dead horse. I think I may just have to accept that the majority of the teen population has crappy taste and will probably have crappy taste the rest of their lives. Ce la vie.

Note: Please do not take offense to my unintelligent rant. This is just my opinion and I am not trying to degrade anyone in anyway.

Don't blame me, I voted for my poodle.

2007-08-21T21:37:00.000-04:00

I really should update this thing (although no one besides myself reads this). In case anyone else is reading this, here's a quick update on my life:

1. I got my first real job at a Dunkin' Donuts (seriously the worst job ever)
2. I'm starting my senior year of high school in 2 weeks and I will be 18 in 4 months and it freaks me out more than anything.
3. I have a social life now which was inconceivable when I first started this blog.

So anyway, this summer I have become obsessed with three things. The first, the greatest reality show ever, Who Wants to be a Superhero (I think the title explains it all). Never has a reality show been so fake yet so unapologetic about it and it's freaking awesome. I first got into last summer when the SciFi channel aired a marathon of the first season before the finale. Only Bravo reality shows and America's Next Top Model have had the same effect on me. So of course I was extremely excited for the second season (which my brother refused to try out for despite my constant encouragement) and I have not been disappointed so far (except for the almost total lack of eye candy). I was rooting for Basura (because she was smokin' especially in her civilian clothes) before she got the boot last week and now I am all for Hyperstrike (who makes me question my sexuality). So um, watch it. You won't regret it. It's on Thursdays at 9.
Hyperstrike and Basura

My second obsession of this summer has been the video game Bully. I know it's been out for almost a year but I didn't get around to buying it until a week ago and man am I pissed at myself for waiting so long. I never thought there would be a video game that I would spend more time playing than Guitar Hero but I was terribly mistaken. The story is amazing, the game play is amazing, and the ability to make the player you control (a teenage boy) make out with other boys is pretty freaking amazing. I'm not gonna get into what the game is about but trust me, go play it. You will not be disappointed.

Jimmy Hopkins, the main character

Um, I know I wrote before that I had a third obsession this summer but I kinda forgot what it was while I was writing about my other two obsessions. If it comes back to me I guess I might write about it if I don't forget about this blog again.

So I guess that's it for now. Hopefully I'll start updating this again and people will actually read it again.

Your Mother

2006-11-11T18:48:00.000-05:00

Um yeah... I haven't posted here in a long time and that is because of my laziness.

Anyway, all my favorite shows seem to suck this season:

1. America's Next Top Model: A show that has been near and dear to my heart since cycle 5 is almost completly unable to hold my attention anymore because of the lame contestants, shoots, and challenges. I mean, Fabio for christ's sake?!

2. Veronica Mars: To start, the credits suck. The old credits used to be my all time favorite but now, it's too depressing. Also, the episodes are pretty boring in comparision to the first and second season. I truly hope the show picks up because it's still one of the best shows on tv.

3. South Of Nowhere: JESUS CHRIST! Chelsea's Pregnant?! Glen's a druggy?! Ashley and Spencer never make out?! This show is just lame on stick nowadays.

Okay, so that's it for now. Hopefully I'll update again before June.

Random Music Rant

2006-05-18T20:06:00.000-04:00

Yeah, I don't really update this thing. Mainly because I assume that no ones (besides Susan) reads this thing. Seriously, if you read this and want actual updates, comment and I'll try my best to update at least once a week.

(By the way, I'm so sorry for the incoherenceness of my last post. I was in a rush and I didn't re-read it or anything)

Anyway, onto actual ranting.

Today's specialty is random music. Yay?

Tegan & Sara:
I haven't been listening to them lately but I have been listening to covers of their songs and I gotta say that the covers are so much better. White Stripes does an amazing cover of "Walking With a Ghost" and some random people did a brilliant cover of "Not Tonight". I'm not bagging on Tegan & Sara at all. Writing good music is a lot more important than performing well. Bob Dylan is a great example of that. I guess I'm just saying that I would rather listen to a Tegan & Sara tribute band than the actual thing.

Less Than Jake
I am a HUGE fan of Less Than Jake. I have loved all their release, memorized most of the words to their songs, and went all the way to New Jersey to see them (That is a very big deal to anyone from New York). But they're latest effort, In With the Out Crowd (to be released next Tuesday) is the worst piece of garbage I have heard since Good Charlotte's last album. I thought Anthem was as poppy as these guys were gonna go but I was completely wrong. The band completely lost any originality they had in their earlier release (which must have included the horn section since it is noticeably absent most of the album).

I can't believe that this album was produced by the same guy that produced Hello Rockview, arguably the best Less Than Jake release ever. The one song that sounded in the slight like anything off the album, "We, the Uninspired" was left off the full length and only released on the E.P. Absolution For Idiots.

I am so disappointed with this release. I was hoping for some fun upbeat ska-punk with a hint of pop but what I got was what would happen if Good Charlotte, Simple Plan or any of those other horrible pop bands that try to pass off as punk added a horns section. Take my advice, don't buy the album, just put Hello Rockview on and reminisce of better days.

Yeah, that's it for now. I hope you're happy. I wrote a fricken album review. I really will try to update more if I find out that people actually read this.

I live!

2006-04-02T18:43:00.000-04:00

Woah, I'm extremely sorry for the complete lack of updates. I could say I was extremely busy but that would be a lie. Since my last update the only things of importance I have done were

Go to the NYC Comic Con hopped up on painkillers.
Watch Season 1 of Veronica Mars and Popular and every single episode of Dead Like Me.
Fell in love with Top Chef and...
Boycott the L Word.

Okay, well the NYC Comic Con was pretty fricken awesome. I got to see Kevin Smith talk and I bought a Vampire Willow (from Buffy) action figure.

Veronica Mars is pretty much the best TV show on television right now and Popular and Dead Like Me were definatly some of the most original TV series ever created cut short.

Top Chef is the Project Runway. It is amazing. I hate most cooking reality shows but seriously this shit is fricken addicting.

The L Word officially sucks. Dana is dead, Shane is stupid, and Tina is a bitch. The show really needs to end.

Anyway, that's all except that Danielle will be winning America's Next Top Model.

I Love Being Right

2006-02-16T17:38:00.000-05:00

Who has the best gaydar ever? Holly does. Leslie is totally bi according to her myspace.

I rock.

I rock.

Oh yeah!

America's Next Top Lesbian

2006-02-15T19:54:00.000-05:00

On every single cycle of America's Next Top Model, there is a lesbian/bisexual contestant even if the contestant does not come out on air. I have made my pick for the lesbo of this cycle and it is Miss Leslie (what a great lesbian name) of Higley, Arizona.

Why, you ask that I assume she may be not so straight? Her favorite movie is Gia. Gia is about a lesbian model and contains one of the steamiest sex scenes in any movie... ever... except porno.

In other Top Model news, my early favorite is Mollie Sue. Yes, she has the most hick name ever but she's hot and tall so it makes up for it.

One last thing: What kind of name is Nnenna and how the hell is it pronounced?

Sorry... again.

2006-02-13T08:44:00.000-05:00

I know there haven't be updates lately but that is because I have been sick since last Wednesday and I'm still not feeling well. Hopefully I'll be better later this week and I will probably post about Veronica Mars or the movie Chance.

Very Very Sorry

2006-02-07T16:56:00.000-05:00

I'm very sorry to report that I am unable to recap The L Word anymore because my computer has been on the verge of death for the past two weeks and whenever I try to watch a video or use a video editing program, my computer shuts down.

I'm really sorry but I'll still be posting about other stuff.

I Wanna Be On Top!

2006-02-01T19:32:00.000-05:00

The America's Next Top Model cycle 6 promo is here!!!!!

All I can say is "Is it March yet?!"

I cannot wait.

Top Model is the best thing ever.

There's hot girls, hot clothes, and flaming homos. What more could you want?

My opinion so far is that the girl on the right in the middle looks a lot like Ashley from cycle 5 only more anorexic and I want the Asian girl to win.

By the way, the picture so belongs to Dlisted

This Show is Not Yet Dead To Me

2006-01-30T17:58:00.000-05:00

Well last night's L Word was... interesting. It wasn't as horrible as the past couple of episode have been. It could have been a lot better though.

Anyway, on with the highlights

Angus's adam's apple erection

Angus's reaction to learning of Kit's menopause.

Dana and Lara still being all hot and stuff together.

Alice's rant about George Bush's wang.

The producer of whatever the radio station's reaction to Alice's rant.

Dana's reaction to Alice's rant.

The ending of that thing that Helena had for Alice
Eh, atleast this was another Helena light episode.

The Choice of a Lifetime... or atleast a season.

2006-01-27T17:16:00.000-05:00

I have decided that for the rest of this season of Project Runway, I will be completely loyal to Chloe unless, ya know she gets the boot then I'm all for Nick (only because Rachael is his model and she's fricken awesome).

Go to Blogging Project Runway to get your candy heart.

Seperated At Birth?

2006-01-26T22:10:00.000-05:00

I have come to the conclusion that Santino Rice and Artis the Spoon Man are twins seperated at birth. The resemblance is uncanny.

Same with Cassandra from America's Next Top Model and Susan from The Bachelor.

Sorry for this really lame and short post but I'm still recovering from post-midterm depression so if anyone actually reads this I'm sorry for sparceness of the posts.

Alice Needs A Hug

2006-01-23T08:58:00.000-05:00

Like I promised, here is my L Word post:

First and formost, I must say that I LOVE Angus. He is the coolest dude on the show ever. He's much cooler than Tim and most definatly Mark. I want to have his babies!
Also on the Holly love train is Alice. I can't get enough her. She is so fricken funny as a crazy person.
Shane is as hot as ever.
I'm not a big fan of this new bitchy Carmen. What the fuck was up with her 'tude this episode?
Just becaue Moira gave her cow balls doesn't mean she has to hate her.
It's not like Carmen even ate them. (I could make a really dirty joke about Moira right now but I won't)
I'm also glad to say that this episode was light on the Helena. Thank god. I can't stand that woman.

That's it for the highlights. It's not a lot but I have a midterm in less than an hour and I really should be studying.

Los Siento

2006-01-20T22:49:00.000-05:00

I'm sorry for the lack of posting lately but the weather where I live has been close to apocalyptic so my internet has been kafloofy for the past couple of days (Causing me to miss Project Runway!). Plus I have midterms and if I fail those, there will most definatly be no posts for a very long time. Anway, I will for shizzle update for the L Word recap next week and I will probably have something else to write about by that time anyway.

The Tease Shall Continue

2006-01-17T20:57:00.000-05:00

So, today I was watching over the preview for next week's episode of South Of Nowhere and according to the preview, Ashley and Spencer are sitting on Spencer's bed when the earthquake starts. This can only lead to the conclusion that Ashley and Spencer were about to confess their love for each other or kiss right before that convient diversion.

WILL THE TEASE EVER END?

Shane in Tight Dresses

2006-01-16T18:25:00.000-05:00

I decided for the remainder of this season of The L Word, I am going to be posting episode highlights (basically my favorite parts of the the episode) Expect them on Mondays or Tuesdays each week unless my computer implodes.

So on to the highlights:

Shane in a dress

Shane in a dress with sneakers

Shane in a dress with man panties

Shane in a dress with long flowing hair

Shane in a dress dancing with a man

Alan Cumming in drag

House cleaner is code word for hooker

Moira peeing standing up

A few things from the premiere have become less annoying. They include:

Moira's voice. It raped my ears in the premiere but now it's tolerable:

Alice's craziness is becoming endearing and humorous:

Stuff that is still annoying from the premiere:

Tina and her heterosexual tendencies

The almost couple of Alice and Helena

Anyway, If anyone saw the Canadian short film Interviews with My Next Girlfriend, this woman was in it:

Man, I seriously love Shane in a dress. If only that gag could run all season.

Mosh All Over Me

2006-01-15T18:03:00.000-05:00

Recently I read the book Mosh Pit by Kristyn Dunnion and I could not help but notice several similarities it had to the movie All Over Me. I understand that the autor could have used the movie as her muse but to me, it felt like a rip off, almost.

I wrote a summery of the book and I put the comparisons to the movie in brackets.

The book is about a punk teenage lesbian named Simone who lives in a bad part of a Canadian city [The movied is about a riot grrrl teenage lesbian who lives in a bad part of New York City] who is in love with her straight best friend, Cherry [The same goes with the movie]. The two are extremely close until Cherry starts dating a drug dealer and gets heavily involved in drugs [The best friend starts dating a guy in a gang who is involved in drugs]. Realizing she has no chance with Cherry, Simone sets her sights on Carol, a girl she met at a concert [The main character meets her next love interest at a concert]. Cherry falls deeper into drugs and starts committing robberies to pay for her addiction. Simone cut offs all ties with her [The main character stop hanging out with her best friend]. In the end, Cherry and her boyfriend are arrested and sent to jail and Simone and Carol ride happily into the sunset [The boyfriend is arrested and the main character and her girlfriend seem very happy in the end].

Yeah, that was a lot of similarities. Maybe it was shear coinecidence or maybe All Over Me was used as an inspiration. I may never know. If you're in the mood for a dramatic, not so original lesbian punk rock novel, you may enjoy Mosh Pit.

I have to say though the livejournal entries used in the book were extremely hilarious and so true to what someone would write in there.

The Biggest Tease Ever

2006-01-13T21:09:00.000-05:00

I don't think many people over the age of 13 like to admit they watch the channel Noggin but I'm willing to for the sake of this blog. South of Nowhere the dramatic new series about discovery, blah, blah, LESBIANS has been airing since November and even though the show centers around the lesbian story around, there has not been a bit of the promised girl-on-girl action.

I understand that the writers want the show to feel real and show the true experiences of a girl questioning her sexuality but come on. They are fucking teenagers, they're gonna bang sooner or later.

I really feel as though the writers of the show are completly copping out with not having Ashley and Spencer hook up. They already established that they are attracted to one another and flirt with each other constantly. They even almost kissed which was conviently interrupted by resident horny boy, Aiden. If I was still questioning my sexuality and I had a friend like Ashley, trust me, I would be spending most of my time with her making out.

So, as anyone who reads my blog knows, I love listing things so here is a list of why South Of Nowhere is the tease from hell.

1. Ashley: I love... these brownies.
Spencer: *smiles*

2. Look at the picture above.

3. The promo pictures:

4. Every single second Spencer and Ashley are on screen together

Okay, I'm done ranting. It's only because my favorite Ben Folds song came on and it but me in a better mood from that half hour of teaseness.

The End of Diana

2006-01-12T15:58:00.000-05:00

The saddest thing happened last night. Diana was kicked off Project Runway. Because of this horrible news, I am dedicating this post to the designs she created during her time on the show.

Her first design was fricken awesome even though the magnets didn't work. It was more original than some other designs and neato to boot.

Okay, seriously, who could not love that outfit. The little hat makes me giggle with joy. It's awesome and the pattern is so cool.

First off, that fabric is extremely cool. If her design won, I would have bought several of those barbie dolls.

I'd buy that lingerie and I'm a lesbian.

Nicky Hilton has shitty tastes. If I was her, I would have so chosen Diana's design over any of the others.

GOD DAMMIT!! IT WASN'T THAT BAD!!!!!!

I knew that Diana wasn't going to win but it wasn't her time to go yet. It may have been Marla's but they shouldn't have done a double elimination. That's just evil. AtleastI still have Chloe.

Arthur the Schlub

2006-01-11T16:02:00.000-05:00

I recently started watched Degrassi Junior High and I have seen eight episode of the first season. Out of those eight episodes, six of them have had storylines about Arthur. Although most of them are the b-plots, it's still extremely frustrating to the schlub of Degrassi to get more screen time then, let's say Snake for example.

Just look at his schlubbiness. It's unbearable.

He doesn't even grow out of the schlubbiness. He's still a schlub in high school but there's no excuse anymore.

Now Spike on the other hand, is pretty damn awesome

Even if she does become pregnant at 13 with Emma

I'm not the only one who thinks so. Skankin' Pickle seems to agree.

Well, In conclusion Arthur is a schlubb and Spike is awesome for a teenage mommy.

I'm a lesbian. Of course I watch The L Word.

2006-01-10T16:13:00.000-05:00

So The L Word premiered on Sunday night and as a lesbian it is mandatory for me to watch it. Even though it's great for lesbians, blah blah blah, I still have some nit picking to do. The premiere left me feeling both happy and sad for several reasons.

First, The Good:

1. Lara and Dana are back together!
They are my favorite couple from the show and I am in love with Laura Lee Smith who plays Lara. So... Yay!

2. Shane and Carmen are still together.
With Shane's track record, I would assume that she and Carmen would have ended in less than 6 months.

3. The vagina euphemism.
I think a total of 83 were made. My favorites were punani and peeper (no, not him). A full list is available here.

4. Shane wearing a dress.
Come on. It's Shane. In a dress.

Now for the bad:

1. Crazy Alice
So not cool. She used to be witty and cool. Now she's psycho and stalking Dana.

2. Cancerous Dana
The writers CANNOT kill off Dana. She the best main character and if she's gone, the whole show will be off whack.

3. Bette.
I really just don't like Bette. She's a bossy biatch.

4. Moira's voice.
Gah! It's so annoying. It's like a dying cat except a dying cat is actually going to shut up.

5. The possibility of Helena and Alice hooking up.
Just no. That is so so wrong. Alice and Lise the lesbian man were a better couple than that.. Hell even Alice and Gabby were more stable.

6. Tina and that straight man.
God dammit! It took a whole season for Bette and Tina to get back together and now they're gonna break up all over again.

Okay, so the bad out number the good but I'm still going to watch this season especially if there is more Shane in a dress action.

To Kill A Scenester

2006-01-09T16:40:00.000-05:00

Mayella Ewell is a scenester.

Sorry for the pointless update but it's true

The Book of Suckage

2006-01-08T20:19:00.000-05:00

The Book of Daniel is probably the most blatent Six Feet Under since Dead Like Me.

I have made an easy guide for those who are not familar with one or the other series.

1. The artistic daughter who is involved in drugs one way or another:

2. The gay son:

3. The alcoholic mother:

4. The dead person the characters get advice from:

Seriously, this show needs to make up it's own shit or it's gonna end up getting cancelled, not because of the AFA, but because of how boring and unoriginal it is.

Diana Rocks My Robotic Socks

2006-01-07T23:18:00.000-05:00

Seriously, she is the coolest contestant on Project Runway since Nora (who I shall love endlessly unless someone hotter becomes a contestant on Project Runway). All her designs have been wicked awesome (even if that poopheaded [I'm 16 years old. Of course I'm going to use poop jokes to insult famous people] Nikki Hilton thought her last dress was "unflattering").

I also dig how she incorperates computers and science into her designs. If I had a credit card, I would so buy one of those "fashion nerd" buttons (even though I am only the latter).

She is my role model and if I had an interest or talent in fashion design, she would so be my inspiration for all my designs.

Santino is so uncool for making fun of her and calling her a virgin. I really don't think that's any of his business. It was also really uncool of Nick for joining in on that. I thought he was better than to resort to name calling.

Anyway, I am completly in love with drunk Diana. She can have a drunken experimental lesbian fling with me anytime.

I really hope that she and Marla don't get eliminated next week.

The Inevitable Best Of List

2006-01-04T21:17:00.000-05:00

Every single blog every single year does a Best of list for the year. Even though I just started this blog, I am going to give my opinion on the best albums (including b-side collections and EPs).

Top 10 Albums Of the Year:

10. Bullets To Broadway - Drink Positive: I knew this E.P. was going to be amazing after I heard that two members of now the now defunt pop punk outfit Teen Idols were in this band. Like Teen Idols, Bullets To Broadway use dual male and female vocals making a sound that some may find annoying but that I think makes them stand out from the generic pop punk that has been coming out lately.

9. Paint It Black - Paradise: Paint It Black will always be tagged as "those guys from Kid Dynamite's new band". This album, though not as flowing as their debut CVA, should help them break that. Initially, I wasn't too impressed by this album but after seeing the band play live twice and hearing many of the songs off the album played live, I realized how good an album this was. Hopefully their next album will be a mix of this album's melody and CVA's fluidity.

8. The Loved Ones - S/T E.P.: The Loved Ones are one of the few bands I try to see every time they come to New York. The band which is made up of members of hardcore bands, made a suprisingly good pop punk album that flows great and has songs that get stuck in my head for days (in a good way). They always put on a great live show even if it is in front of five people with no P.A. and are some of the nicest guys I have met. I can't wait until their full length comes out this winter. It will probably be one of the best releases of 2006.

7. The Evens - S/T: Ian MacKaye is back in a new band with his wife. The duo may get bundled in with the several bassless bands around today like The White Stripes and Sleater-Kinney even though their sound differs from both those bands. Their garage-rock like sound and alternating of their voices makes the album flow well. I pray that this band will last longer than Minor Threat did.

6. Latterman - No Matter Where We Go...!: Oh man, this album is amazing and a great filler for the hole left in my heart after the great Long Island band Bottle Rocket broke up. I guess this would be considered post hardcore and an amazing post hardcore album it is. Every single song on this album is great and I can barely formulate the words to explain the greatness of this album. I just wish it was a bit longer.

5. Common Rider - Against All Authority/Common Rider Split: I gotta say, even though I love Against All Authority, their contributions to this split was extremely disapointing. Common Rider's tracks on the other hand were amazing for b-sides. "Where The Waves Are Highests" was a great start and the rest of the songs help keep the entire split from being a complete disapointment. I really wished that Common Rider would have just released a b-sides/rarities album with these tracks. It would have been a lot better than Against All Authority tracks.

4. Smoke Or Fire - Above the City: When I first heard this album I was blown away. My first thoughts were "Fat Wreck Chords released an album that wasn't skate punk?" I was impressed by the debut album from this band. The songs are very original for what is being produced today and I really think this band is going to go extremely far.

3. Underminded - Hail Unamerican!: The only good metalcore band ever.

2. The Epoxies - Stop The Future: First off I have to say that 1. The Epoxies are the best live band ever and 2. I am in love with Roxy. The Epoxies are definatly one the best bands around right now and their latest album confirmed it for me. It is more melodic than their debut and seems to flow better. Most of the songs off this album are extremely catch and fun to sing along to. Everyone must pick up this album right now.

1. The Soviettes - LPIII: Oh man, oh man. This band is too good for words. I adored both LP and LPII and LPIII just blew me out of the water. All of the songs are amazing. They kept the winning formula from the old albums but the news are just the perfect mix of the slower love songs ("Thinking Of You") to the fast political songs ("Paranoia Cha Cha Cha!").

Great albums that came out in 2004 that I didn't hear until 2005:

Even In Blackouts - Zeitgeist's Echo: This band has so much talent and is extremely original next to all those emo/screamo bands that have been releasing albums by the hour this past year. Songs like "Heaven" and "If..." show matured writing from the first album and great melodies and lyrics. Everyone should pick up this album even if you don't like acoustic music or female vocals.

The Aquabats - Myths, Legends And Other Amazing Adventures, Vol. 2: Just because of the song "Pizza Day".

World/Inferno Friendship Society - Speak Of Brave Men: This band is the only band that can get away with releasing a 3 song E.P. for $12.00 (I didn't pay that much for it but I know some people that did). Every single penny is worth how amazing this album is.

Santino Sucks

2006-01-03T12:56:00.000-05:00

Santino Rice of the reality show Project Runway is probably one of my least favorite contestants on this season. His first few designs may have been extremely good and well executed but after his lingerie collection bombed and he threw a hissy fit during the judging, I have come to hate him.

I have come to several conclusion with to what his lingerie collection looked like:

1. An extra from the musical Cats

2. Hamburger meat:

3. A wedding cake:

In conclusion, Santino is a whiny bitch with a dinner theater fetish.

Your Mother is a Title

2006-01-03T12:47:00.000-05:00

This blog will contain rants I will write and photos I take of things I do. If you want to read about my life, check out my livejournal.

Okay.

Peace Out.